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Flayed Witches Fingers (Ham and Asparagus Roll Ups)

One of my favorite party appetizers involves pickled veggie wrapped in cheese and meat. These Flayed Witches Fingers are easy to whip together with all store-bought ingredients. I used a jar of pickled green beans I got from my mom-in-law, but you can easily use jarred asparagus from your local supermarket. Slap some softened cream cheese on deli ham and roll it around your veggie. They are sure to thrill all your ghosts and goblins!

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If you cut each finger into fourths and remove the gross sign, these are a great appetizer for any party. I’ve made them for football games and New Year’s Eve. They are always a big hit!

Love this recipe idea? Check out more Halloween party food on my Fabulously Freaky Halloween Fodder post. It’s full of devilish and delicious ideas!

Print Recipe For Flayed Witches Fingers

Flayed Witches Fingers2 (6 oz.) pkg. sliced cooked ham
1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened
1 pkg. pickled asparagus spears (or pickled green beans)
Spread each ham slice with about 1 tablespoon cream cheese. Place 1 asparagus spear along the lengthwise edge of ham slice. Roll up jellyroll style. Wrap; refrigerate until ready to serve.
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Moldy Maggot Stew (Black Bean and Sausage Chili)

Next on the mwuh-ha-ha menu for your perfect Halloween party, Moldy Maggot Stew. I know, it looks sooooo hideous. It’s a great party dish, full of hearty goodness that will keep your guests warm, toasty and disgusted all night long. Maggot Stew is a glorious sausage and black bean chili recipe from one of my favorite blogs. The maggoty mess in the middle is created by whipping up some Minute Rice, tossing it with a little olive oil to make it glisten and dumping it in the middle of your chili. Fabulously freaky! Again. Signs make all the difference for grossing your guests out. Maggots. (shudder)

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I make this chili frequently without the maggots too. It’s an easy dish you can just throw into a crock pot on a chilly fall day and enjoy with a chunk of french bread while watching the rain pour down your windows.

Love this recipe idea? Check out more Halloween party food on my Fabulously Freaky Halloween Fodder post. It’s full of devilish and delicious ideas!

Print Recipe For Moldy Maggot Stew

Moldy Maggot Stew
from Rumbly in my Tumbly

1 pound sausage (you can also use ground beef)
3 large garlic cloves, minced
1/2 cup chopped green pepper
1/2 cup chopped onions
1 15oz can black beans, rinsed and drained
1 can of whole kernel corn, drained
1 14oz can diced tomatoes, undrained
1 8oz can tomato sauce
1 6oz can tomato paste
1/2 cup water
1 tablespooons chili powder
2 teaspoons Italian Seasoning
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon of pepper

DIRECTIONS:

Brown sausage.  Add to crock pot along with all other ingredients.  Simmer on low at least 4 hours and serve.To add the maggots, make 1 1/2 cups Minute Rice and toss finished rice with oil to make glisten. Dump into the middle of your chili.

White Bean and Chicken Chili

 

NFLfemale.comYou’ll be seeing this tag occasionally on my recipes. I’ve been invited to be a the food/homegating writer over at NFLfemale.com. I’m extremely excited about the opportunity to share Bakerlady deliciousness over there, and the chance to work with a really fantastic group of women. Head over and check out a sisterhood of women who love food and football. They have a great time supporting their teams and each other!

 

Given that football is a raging passion in my life, a passion only matched by my loathing for ambient air that’s sticky and too hot, it’s no wonder autumn is my favorite season. And it’s here! Imagine me pulling out bins of sweaters, boots and multi-hued leafy decor right now. Dancing around rejoicing that overnight the temperature has returned to a nice healthy 65-ish with some rain. Ah rain. I’ve missed it horribly. I’m such a Seattleite. If I see 85 degrees again before July of next year, it will be too soon. Plus, there’s that glorious crisp in the air that tells folks in the Pacific Northwest that cool evenings and foggy mornings are ahead. Am I the only one who adores fog? I so enjoy watching the sun break over the evergreens, the rays cutting through a blanket of misty foggy beauty. Yeah. That’s good stuff. If it happens to be game day? All the better. Football is just better with some weather thrown in.You know what else is fantastically fall like? Chili. Nothing puts the topper on a good blustry autumn day than a hearty, chunky bowl of chili. With cornbread and a pat of melting honey butter. Mmmmmmm.

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I love all forms of chili, but my favorite is this chicken and white bean version. It comes together quickly for a great weekday meal, and is a nice departure from the typical beef and kidney bean variety. A little lighter for the transition from summer to fall. Full of tender chicken with a good strong kick of chilis and cumin swimming in a fragrant broth. As it simmers away, it fills your home with a rich spiced aroma that will have you counting down the minutes until a steaming bowl hits the table. Dinner should announce itself and draw all your family from the corners of the house, sniffing the air asking “What’s cooking? It smells amazing!”. This chili does exactly that.

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You’ll be the homegating MVP if you whip up a batch of this chili for a football party. Does your blood run cold as your team gives up a 4th quarter lead? This stuff will warm you back up. Stress eating as your gridiron boys mount a seemingly too last-minute comeback? Fill your belly with this chili and hang on for the ride! Go Hawks!

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White Bean and Chicken Chili
a Bakerlady Original

3 (15 oz.) cans white beans, rinsed and drained (any white bean will work just fine)
4 cups low-sodium chicken broth
1 tablespoon olive oil
3 large chicken breasts (2 1/2 pounds)
2 cups frozen corn
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
2 onions, chopped
4 cloves garlic, chopped
2 (4 oz.) cans roasted green chilies, drained
2 teaspoons ground cumin
Garish: sour cream, green onions, shredded cheese

1. Cube the chicken. In a large saucepan, brown over medium high heat in a little olive oil. 2. Remove the chicken to a plate and in the same pan, saute the onion until just softened. 3. Add the garlic until fragrant (about 60 seconds). Add 1 cup of the broth and use it to scrape up any brown bits on the bottom of the pot.
4. Puree one can of the rinsed beans with a little bit of broth and add to the pot. Then add the other two cans of beans, the broth, the cooked chicken, corn, all the spices and chilies.
5. Bring to a boil, then turn heat down and simmer 1 hour.
6. Serve topped with sour cream, cheese and sliced green onions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Roasted Zombie Eyeballs (Sweet and Spicy Meatballs)

I know it’s not even October yet, and you may be thinking “Nooooo! I’m not ready for holiday posts!”. I won’t tell you that there’s less than 100 days until Christmas. Nope. Not gonna share that info. But, for the next month I will be sharing my favorite Halloween party foods. Halloween is on a Friday this year, so there’s sure to be ghoulish parties galore. I always plan parties way in advance and the menu is the first thing I get settled. All the party recipes I’ll be sharing have gross names – perfect for Halloween party food. However, take away the little disgusting name cards and you have terrific appetizers for your next non-Halloween party too! If you can’t wait a full month to get your food all settled, you can check out my great big Halloween post from a few years ago, but be aware that there are no easily printable recipe links there — just links back to the places I originally found the recipes.

To start off our devily delicious party food, we have Roasted Zombie Eyeballs. You can make your own meatballs, or just buy some packaged/frozen ones. The secret is in the sauce. You’d never guess that grape jelly and chili sauce would combine into such a devilishly delightful combination! The spicy kick in your eyeballs depends greatly on what brand of chili sauce you use. Start with half the called for amount and adjust to taste. I keep mine warm in a crock-pot on the food table. Good food signs are absolutely essential when renaming for maximum grossness.

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These meatballs (sans gross sign) make a great appetizer for football parties as well. Everyone loves a spicy and sweet meatball!

Love this recipe idea? Check out more Halloween party food on my Fabulously Freaky Halloween Fodder post. It’s full of devilish and delicious ideas!

Print Recipe For Roasted Zombie Eyeballs

Roasted Zombie Eyeballs
from Food.com

3 -5 lbs frozen cooked small meatballs or 3 -5 lbs Little Smokies sausages
1 (32 ounce) jars grape jelly
2 (12 ounce) jars chili sauce ( I use Heinz Chili Sauce. Remember to start with half the amount and increase to taste.)
1 pinch cayenne pepper (optional)

Directions

In a pot combine the grape jelly with the chili sauce; add in the meatballs and simmer for about 45 minutes uncovered or until the sauce has thickened.

Fried Mozzarella Bites

I had a few won-ton wrappers hanging around after making my totally amaz-balls Sriracha and Cream Cheese Wonton Bombs. Not enough of them to make another batch (drat!), but plenty to not want to waste them. While wondering what to do with them, a truly genius thought entered my noggin. Fill them with cheese. Everything filled with cheese has the potential to be glorious, and never more so that when that thing is fried.

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Food and Football

I’m very excited to announce a new partnership in my life. The gals over at NFLfemale.com have invited me to be their guru of food, providing delicious recipes to be enjoyed while witnessing a perfectly thrown fade or celebrating a bone crushing hit.

NFLfemale is an interactive website where women who love football can go for everything you need to know and want to share about the NFL. I have found “my people”. They love football and food…just like me. Find time while screaming yourself hoarse this football season to nosh on some of the Bakerlady deliciousness being featured on their site!

Go Hawks!

Barbeque Turkey Sliders

I recently started dabbling in wine. I’ve always been more of a vodka girl personally, but it just seems so socially grown up to drink a glass of wine at a party. Who says peer pressure stays in high school? A while back I managed to finish my first glass, but it was Moscato so I hardly think that counts. My next attempt was a Riesling. I got a local wine called 14 Hands and found it to be delightful. I’m still a long way from attempting a musky red wine, but I feel I’m maturing.

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Pretzel Bites

It’s that time of year again. No more family Christmas parties with your crazy Uncle Lou who makes inappropriate remarks after a few glasses of Granny’s homemade nog. The presents are opened & carols all sung. You’ve convinced yourself that the tree and lights can stay up while you do absolutely nothing for a few days. This is the magical time of year when pretty much the only thing on TV is football. College bowl games and NFL playoffs are kicking into high gear. It’s time for lazy afternoons parked on your caboose with friends who don’t care that you are wearing your ratty sweatpants. Friends who totally understand that you must wear elastic waistbands due to the obscene number of holiday treats you’ve been eating for the past month. No judging. Just  more eating. And football. A great time of year indeed. [Read more…]

SEAHAWKS!!

For a week now I’ve listened to broadcasters, sports reporters, ESPN analysts, coaches and players alike all saying the Hawks had virtually no chance to beat the “Defending Superbowl Champion New Orleans Saints”. A perfect storm of circumstances would have to come together in order for the lowly 7-9 Seattle squad to have any remote possibility to overcome the talent of their opposition this week. Here are the most frequent things I heard: [Read more…]

Cowboy Caviar

A special shout out to my Aunt Nola – who brings this amazing salsa to family functions. I got the recipe from her and made it today for our small group’s football party. So awesome. Serve with “scoops” style chips — you’ll want big bowl chips to scoop up all the goodness in this stuff! Nola’s original recipe calls for a can of black eyed peas with jalapeños, but since I couldn’t find those at the grocery store, I did regular black eyed peas and added in some fire roasted chiles.

Cowboy Caviar

Cowboy Caviar

1/4 cup Red Wine Vinegar
1 ½ teaspoon Tabasco hot pepper sauce
2 Tablespoons Olive Oil
2 Cloves Garlic, crushed
3/4 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Cumin
Pepper to taste
1/2 pound Roma Tomatoes, diced
1 ripe Avocado, peeled, pitted, and diced
2/3 cup sliced Green Onions
2/3 cup chopped Fresh Cilantro
15 ounce can Black Eyed Peas, drained
11 ounce can Shoepeg Corn (or sweet white corn), drained
1/3 c diced fire roasted green chiles

Combine all ingredients in a large bowl. Refrigerate until ready to serve.

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